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From their stunning horns to their gorgeous coats, unicorns are a sight to behold. Though they may be mythical creatures, many people believe in the magic and joy they represent.
If you are looking for a good laugh, these funny unicorn puns will give you just that. They are clever, witty and of course a bit corny. People of all ages can enjoy these clever yet magical puns.
Magical Unicorn Puns
1. I once tried to tickle a unicorn but missed…It was a mys-tical experience.
2. Princesses prefer to ride unicorns more than horses because they don’t horse around as much.
3. If grains and corn grew magically, they would be called uni-corns.
4. You can’t tame a unicorn stallion. He is horn to be wild.
5. Most unicorns start off as bad magicians until they can really horn their skills.
6. I thought I saw a magical horse with a horn in the forest, but when I went back to look for it, it was uni-gone.
7. When unicorns wake up to eat a midnight snack, they go star grazing.
8. To boost the confidence of a nervous unicorn, just tell him, “Uni-can do it!”
9. To catch unicorns, the best way to go about it is by herding them in one corner.
10. When unicorns go shopping, they usually visit the fairy-tail store to get their things.
11. Why are they called ‘unicorns’ and not ‘unihorns?’
Silly Unicorn Puns
12. If a unicorn is a horse with one horn…a horse with zero horns is an acorn.
13. When my daughter said she saw some chubby unicorns at the zoo, I was taken back, however, it turns out it was just rhinos.
14. If man’s best friend is a dog, would a unicorn’s best friend be a corn dog?
15. A fancy, fashionable, and iconic unicorn should be called a fashion-icorn.
16. A unicorn’s favorite card game is Uno.
17. Recent archaeological evidence shows that magical unicorns used to exist in Americorn.
18. A unicorn’s favorite breakfast is Lucky Charms.
19. I wish I could love unicorns, but love isn’t real.
20. Unicorns with a negative attitude always say “neigh.”
21. Unicorns refer to their dads as ‘pop-corn.’
22. When you cross a cob of corn with a unicycle, you will end up making a unicorn.
23. Unicorns are so special, they should actually be called unique-corns.
24. A unicorn’s favorite song that they listen to is ‘Somewhere over the rainbow.’
25. A unicorn with large eyebrows is called a U-ni-brow.
26. I’ve heard of swindlers before, but that was one heck of a uni-con if I ever saw one.
27. Are unicorns that live in New York City called uNYCorns?
28. A smelly unicorn is called an eww-nicorn.
29. A lone kernel of corn in a cornfield is a real-life unicorn.
30. When a unicorn finds a bag of peas when looking for corn, she says, “U-no-corn.”
31. My puns are a little unicorn-y.
32. When a unicorn gets just one scoop of ice cream, it gets a uni-cone.
Clever Unicorn Puns
32. Unicorns are known never to horse around because they always get to the point.
33. Unicorns love attending schools because they love wearing their uni-forms.
34. Most unicorns live on Mane Street.
35. Unicorns ride unicycles to the park.
36. Unicorns love to run in mare-athons.
37. For breakfast, unicorns love to bake uni-corn muffins.
38. Unicorns enjoy making polka music because they are fond of the uni-cordians.
39. Most unicorns like to display their fall harvests with a unicorn-icopia.
40. Unicorns shouldn’t be allowed on Facebook. They poke everyone all day.
41. Unicorns love to eat corn flakes and milk for breakfast.
42. Most unicorn college students attend Uni Corn.
43. When young unicorns want to ride the merry go round they visit the unicorn-ival.
44. If an adult unicorn is called a unicorn, a tiny unicorn should be called a puny-corn.
45. When the unicorn met with a former classmate after many years, he told him, “I am so sorry, but I seem to have forgotten your mane.”
46. An intelligent unicorn who always gets straight As in school should be called an A-corn.
47. The unicorn had to go to uni-court because she was the mane suspect.
48. A unicorn’s favorite period in school is horse-story class.
49. When the unicorn fell off his unicycle, he said, “I’ve fallen, and I can’t giddyup.”
50. Unicorns love to eat horn flakes for breakfast with milk.