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35 Funny Unicorn Jokes

35 Funny Unicorn Jokes

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Magical and inspiring, unicorns are loved by those young and old. From their shiny horns to their gleaming coats, these mythical creatures have been the center of stories for centuries.

Not only will you find unicorns in fairytales and movies, but also jokes as well. These funny unicorn jokes will make you laugh out loud. They are clever and silly, with a few even being a bit corny.

Funny Unicorn Jokes

1. What road do unicorns live on? Mane street!

2. What do unicorns call their dads? Pop-corn!

3. What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot? One is a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast!

4. What do you call a unicorn that doesn’t have a horn? A horse!

5. Did you hear about the unicorn with a negative attitude? She always said neigh.

6. Where do all the naughty unicorns go? To unicourt!

7. What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn? A corn dog!

8. Why did the little unicorn get sent to bed without any dinner? Because she was horsing around!

9. Where do unicorns live? In Neigh-bourhoods!

10. Why do unicorns love really silly jokes? Because they are uni-corny!

11. How long should a unicorn’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground!

12. What game should you never play with a unicorn? Leapfrog.

13. How do unicorns get to the park? On a unicycle!

14. What do you get when you cross a dog and a unicorn? A corn dog!

15. Where did the unicorn gallop off to after the thunderstorm? Somewhere over the rainbow!

16. What looks like half a unicorn? The other half!

17. What is a unicorn’s favorite breakfast cereal?  Lucky charms!

18. What did the Unicorn tell the carrot? U-No-Corn!

19. Why was the unicorn such a good guitar player? He knew all the uni-chords.

20. What’s black and white and eats like a unicorn? A zebra!

21. Why did the unicorn want to join the school band? So he could wear a uni-form.

22. How do you know that a unicorn has been in your house? They leave glitter everywhere!

23. What do unicorn mums bake on Sundays? Uni-Corn muffins!

24. How do unicorns get to the park? On a unicycle!

25. Where do unicorns go to ride the merry go round? A unicorn-ival!

One-Line Unicorn Jokes

26. Unicorns never horse around — they get right to the point.

27. No one could tame the wild unicorn, he was horn to be wild!

28. I thought I saw a unicorn but when I turned around it was uni-gone!

29. Last time, a buddy of mine came over and told me I was hallucinating… I almost slipped off my unicorn!

30. A unicorn fell over and shouted, “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”

31. Unicorns are real, they’re just fat, grey, and called rhinos.

Knock-Knock Unicorn Jokes

32. Knock Knock,

Who’s there?


You who?

Unicorn, that’s who!

33. Knock knock.

Who’s there?


Parton who?

Parton me, but have you seen my unicorn.

34. Knock, Knock,

Who’s there?


Unicorn who?

Unicorn-iest joke teller I’ve ever met!

25. Knock Knock,

Who’s there?


Canoe who?

Canoe meet me by the rainbow so we can see the unicorns play?